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It’s scary how sedentary driving is. All that pressure on the legs and lower back in a static position for 1+ hour feels miserable, like I’m filling my lower body with blood clot buckshot pointed upward. Instilling constant full-body movement and leg extensions in my commute was a huge relief for my joints, glutes, core, and spine. Only switching to a standing desk had comparable benefits, and those were way less noticeable.
I can reliably confirm that Kim Jong Un executed himself with an anti-aircraft gun in a stadium. The anti-aircraft gun was then executed by a second anti-aircraft gun for disrespecting Kim Jong Un. The stadium was executed by a ring of anti-aircraft guns, along with the anti-aircraft gun that executed the anti-aircraft gun, for attending a gathering where Kim Jong Un was disrespected. This happens every day and yet tankies will defend it.
Poetry is the most okay form of literature.