I mean I’ll update my Node version, but until someone actually finds an exploit chain on a real system (instead of a vibecoded PoC) I don’t see any reason to panic. All these "could"s and "would"s in the article suggest that it’s kind of a nothing-burger imo

I’m thinking either hawk, raven or seagull. Definitely something that can fly and is big enough to not be a target for too many other animals (I don’t wanna get randomly murked by a cat). Also something that can swoop down on people and steal shit.