My ex and I are Batman and Catwoman. Completely different life goals, but we want to see each other succeed and are good friends. Plus she’s smoking hot, and you could cut a cake from the sexual tension
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Cake day: February 17th, 2025
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Choking someone high is a weird concept. Requires unneccesary arm strength (unless you’re a jedi, in which case you levitate them like a baby), and it forces them to look down on you
3·23 hours agoMy money’s on the Santa Bay Bee
Oh, I think I would have got that more if he said “fifty-one boxes”.
I didnt realise he used 10 boxes per girl
What if he used Hydrogen though
Eh you’re fine, I can barely make out anything on my Nokia’s 128x72 display
24·3 days ago
Elixir of Darkening
The Dwarf in the Flask
Lunar Babies
La Uva Nocta
I once had to spend a night holding an Aluminium cube. The vendor suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or go with wood. I figured it’d be safer with the metals.
For the first time ever I saw the lesser metals in their natural habitat, and it weren’t pretty. I’d seen them clustered at exhibits before, being proud but… this time I was surrounded.
Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white sheen puckered by the rusted light; tight forms peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked surfaces hollering out for a hand to take ’em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back to holding Aluminium… not never.
1·4 days agoAlso doesn’t have those damn emojis 🎯️ ✅️
On that note, was Shmi human?
I get that in the context of the choker not having super powers, but in the context of a jedi it makes no sense because it’s clearly not arm or hand strength:
It just doesn’t feel the same