If you don’t think cheese is man’s greatest discovery of all time, then your feelings are largely irrelevant to me.
WOAH WOAH WOAH, hold on, pardner!
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Someone once told me they think cheese is the most disgusting food. This was a long time ago but it shook me to my core at that time. I was dumbstruck.
It’s up there, honestly. Very good way to store fats, proteins, and calories for potentially years? Would we even be here without cheese?
counterpoint:
the cheese wheel.
Cheese balls have more surface area, so the wheel isn’t even the superior format of the greatest discovery.
not real cheese though. cheese balls are mostly corn.
The best part is you can use all the extra surface area to add other things on the outside, like MORE CHEESE.
Clearly the superior form of cheese is cheese that can hold more cheese.
This is often the case in discussions of Hawaiian pizza.
