This is now for serving salmon and the single tine is for gorgonzola. Two in the pink, one in the stink.
There’s an easy way to fix this. Break the other middle prong too so it becomes a metal utensil, which is sturdier.
Two in the rare, one in the well done.
Two in the ground beef, one in the sink
I am shocked!
Common for first timers.
But there more times, right? I wasn’t complaining…
Beef?! Sorry, smelled like fish…
Shocker
I shall pour one out in a couple of weeks, after I heal more from recent surgery, for your lost wooden utensil. I too, know the pain of such a loss in the middle of cooking a meal.
I wish you peaceful healing in these trying times.
That probably came as quite a shock. Therefore you could call this fork '‘the shocker’.
You could put one in the sink and… Nevermind, I got nothing.
this man knows how to toss a salad!
The forking shocker, two in the beef, one in the salmon.
For when you want surf with your turf.
It’s now a threek, and suitable to be used at Olive Garden.
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This looks like a poster for a B-tier A24 movie
Dammit, now I have to make the poster… 😂
That’s clearly bamboo, which isn’t a tree and isn’t wood.
It’s technically just grass. Then again, pumpkins water melons, bananas and tomatoes are berries…
Thank you for stating this. I was gonna say something but I didn’t want to feel pedantic. But now that you broke the ice I can justify dogpiling.
I’m glad I’m not the only guy who is so dull that this was literally the first thing that popped into my head after seeing the picture 😂
The origin story of the shaka is that kids would throw the shaka hopping trains at a bruddah who lost his fingers working at the sugar mill.
Shaka, when the fingers fell
Tembe, his thumb and pinky wide
There’s a statue of that guy somewhere on Oahu, I wanna say the Polynesian Cultural Center.
Up in Laie.
I heard the guy story from the uncle who runs the historical train thing in Ewa.
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