MeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down12
arrow-up1254arrow-down1imageMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldMeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square58linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoI slip habanero flakes under my foreskin to surprise my wife during sexy time.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoAmateur hour. I use bengay.
minus-squareTheArtfulLlama@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·1 day agoPfft, lube is for bitches. I stick the condoms in the freezer before doing the horizontal monster mash. More refreshing than a popsicle on a hot summer’s day!
minus-squareMeatPilot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoThat makes all the holes spicy at once. Just save anal for last, she might get a UTI.
I slip habanero flakes under my foreskin to surprise my wife during sexy time.
Amateur hour. I use bengay.
Pfft, lube is for bitches. I stick the condoms in the freezer before doing the horizontal monster mash. More refreshing than a popsicle on a hot summer’s day!
That makes all the holes spicy at once. Just save anal for last, she might get a UTI.