💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It’s the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We’re flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying “NO”❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We’re lining up 🧑🏾🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖
Texans saying no to their vegetables holy shit
Where’s the gloating about Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed and his boyfriend Hasan Doğan Piker though?
Ha! that’s even worse than “The last time Abbot got crushed this hard a tree fell on him”.
You forgot “RUTHKANDA FOREVA!!!”
I will commit sudoku at once
Here, I’ll help:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
4 5 6 7 8 9 1 2 3
7 8 9 1 2 3 4 5 6
2 3 1 5 6 4 8 9 7
5 6 4 8 9 7 2 3 1
8 9 7 2 3 1 5 6 4
3 1 2 6 4 5 9 7 8
6 4 5 9 7 8 3 1 2
9 7 8 3 1 2 6 4 5947
Shit, this is hard.
what the fuck
It’s from a woman unblocking her MAGA father to send a message that looks like how MAGA posters post. He called it “ravings”.
(MAGA *mother)
Freshest copy pasta in town baby
You can just feel the ten years pent-up emotions in the original. Almost like the daughter just kept a draft message to her mom going, adding some mirror-MAGA-slop* thing to the text field every so often, just waiting for the right moment to open the flood gates. It’s a form of garish elegance.
(* by this I mean this is the aesthetic of the sort of boomer-ish pro-MAGA crap that gets randomly sent to their kids, but obviously not MAGA itself. It has such a “see how it feels, Mom?!” vibe to it)
The “we’re they/theming stranger’s dogs” bit fucking sends me.
💯 💯 💯 BUT 🍑❓❔⁉️😲 I thought WOKE 2.0 finally 🥱📆 INCLUDED the 🏳️🌈💥 FEDIVERSE💥 🏳️🌈 OVER 🤢TEAMS CALLS 🤢 and CO.🤮, NO?! 🤯 😲💻 📞🧑🏾🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼😮💨
The claim is false. Elon Musk deleted a few recent posts supporting Republican candidates after the 2026 US midterm elections.
So he did panic delete his tweets, just not every tweet
There is also no proof that fear motivated Musk to delete the posts. He never publicly explained why he removed them. Instead, he joked about the election results on X, writing, “Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time.” He also made comments about building data centers in space, which remained on his account.
I’m not sure what the fear rumor is trying to get at. What would he be afraid of? This post makes it sound like he shared something incriminating and then deleted it
I mean most of his net worth is tied up in absolutely bogus stock that has no real value. The stock is valued on investors confidence in him. I’m not saying he’d be poor, but it would hurt his fragile ego to not be the richest person in the world anymore
Also please do not take a shipost of a fish with arms as a news source
But he looks really trustworthy!
fishpost
The only thing keeping his stock semi legit is that starlink/Tesla/SpaceX all have tangible products to sell. I don’t think they will ever crash, but they’re blown way out of proportion to what they should be because the elonazi has at least profits to show. AI shit aside of the others.
This site is pure cancer
So much fake bullshit on that site.
“Did Trump Really Faint after the Midterms”
“Did Trump Really Go Berserk in the Oval Office and Start Smashing Shit with a Hammer”
Thank you.
How do they still not understand the internet is forever 🤦♂️
The internet is forever except for that one perfect porno you found in 2004. That shits gone.
Shit. Im not even sure i want to find it anymore. I kind of want to preserve the memory of my formative years.
Mine was titled something extremely generic like “2 cum swapping hotties” so its been impossible to resurrect. But i remember those 2 ladies, one in a red top, and one in a black top, at a mansion with a nice view, outside, better than any porn ive watched in the last 20 years
One of the first adult films I saw was of a lesbian couple being very believably in love. I swear it helped define me in the healthiest way. As far as porn goes, that was probably the closest you could get to watching two people gently enjoying their relationship
You’ve never found it because it was a premonition: you must follow your destiny and make this porno.
It’s called "2 Girls 1 Cup ".
It most definitely is not.
After seeing the huge community support around the nsfw instance, I’m willing to bet that there’s a detective gooner willing to help you solve this.
More of a goon librarian/archivist.
😪
I bet it was Swedish.
This is main reason why they tried to destroy Internet Archives.
This is also the reason why they push AI content so they can deny anything and claim it’s fake.
And of course tried and true misinformation and propaganda.
What has he deleted so far?
Just his name from the Epstein files.
Missed a couple of hundred mentions.
:3
The image on this post reminds me of https://youtube.com/shorts/V4ygI1MzwFA
You may wanna sanitize that link Steve.
oof. I forgot to do that. Thanks
