I tried that. HR is now trying to schedule a meeting. Why is that? I’m still walking out 30 seconds into the meeting because it sounds boring…
“Of course you can. You’re young. You can do whatever you want. That’s what they never tell you until it’s too late. You don’t have to be here”
The feeling of walking out is sometimes just so amazing. I did this with a terrible job once. I just went home after a shift and never returned. Ignored all phone calls, just disappeared. Amazing.
I also kinda did it with high school. Crappy small Christian school where administrators kinda screwed me over. So I went and got a GED and started college instead of dealing with a shitty senior year. My GED rests next to my Master’s in my office.
“cops of you’re quick” omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey! Don’t tell my skeleton it can just leave! I’m going to end up a pile of fleshy blorb on the floor, and it’s going to be all your fault.
Are you the flesh? Or are you the skeleton?
Hey guys! I found the bot! Only a bot would ask-
Or… Wait, are you a skeleton?
I don’t remember that scene from Wallace & Gromit.
I think this would be spooky internet theory.
It’s not bots, turns out it was just skeletons all along.
I mean. I safely handed off my patients first but other than that actually yeah I just did that LOL. Like just now. I’m at a pizza place. I just can’t handle this shit right now.
Mmmmm I’m gonna make pizza tomorrow
Update: I made pizza
If you quit work, it will also be very easy to quit home. Everything else will follow naturally.
Wasn’t there an original version of this meme where the phrase was “clothes shoppi”?
Is this an AI remake?
Probably, some of the deliberate grammar choices were removed too, and da share z0ne (original source) watermark was edited out
That’s the bunny. I like it better, keep memes shitty
I saw another that was positive encouragement.
Idk which came first.
Just shit your pants n go home vibes
That’s right just leave your skin behind. Peel your flesh away from the bone, and walk away from the problem! Scream in agony for a moment, set yourself free for lifetime!
This is just “cops if you’re quick” in a robe.
Escape room: Hardcore edition
Should have walked out quick
I wish I had been brave enough to walk out of my last dentist visit! I’ll go back at some point. Omg the fancy weed stores are always too overstimulating! I won’t go back there again.
Wait, this isn’t a shitpost
Gambling is not on the list, hell yeah
Let’s roll dem dice!
You can’t walk out on driving though. I mean you could try, but the results could range from arrest and a tow, to a horribly messy death. So I wouldn’t do that one.
