No joke, I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes as an adult and noticed that mosquitos avoid me like that plague now that I’m on insulin. Went to a lake infamous for their giant mosquitos and walked away from the weekend with 1 bite, no bug spray. When I was younger, I would’ve been lucky to only leave with 10 or 12.
Now you’ve got me curious regarding the fate of that one mosquito who drank your unpalatable blood.
Reminds me of that quest in Witcher 3 where Geralt had to get drunk to lure a lower vampire.
My first real laugh today 😂. At least a vampire biting me would be super chill for the next 24 hours. 🤣🤣🤣
Why are the vampires draining our children’s blood?
Vampires: Every single one of you is on a random cocktail of drugs.
Vampires when they realise the concentration of garlic in my blood
A great premise for s dystopian vampire story where their is no safe unadultered human blood left in the world and vampires are all dying.
Do vampires have to drink human blood? Could they just survive off of cows or ticks?
Become undrinkable
Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks. Minimum!
Drugs too, nobody raw dogging reality right now.
I take my pills and I’m happy all the time, happy all the time, happy all the time.
You mean drugs other than there Tylenol, psychiatric medicine and marijuana mentioned in op?
Well marijuana is barely a drug nowadays, the psychiatric medicine could be anything from a mild antidepressant to amphetamine to xanax though, so that may or may not count as not raw dogging reality (though honestly I can say that the amphetamine doesn’t affect your perception of reality)
Except for the micro plastics, those are all drugs. One of them was even recreational, depending on the state.
my vampire when she realises that I’m not taking any psychiatric meds…
your vampire?!?!?! tell me how
So, you know how farmers own dairy cows…?
