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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Sorry, vampires

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Sorry, vampires

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    No joke, I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes as an adult and noticed that mosquitos avoid me like that plague now that I’m on insulin. Went to a lake infamous for their giant mosquitos and walked away from the weekend with 1 bite, no bug spray. When I was younger, I would’ve been lucky to only leave with 10 or 12.

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      Now you’ve got me curious regarding the fate of that one mosquito who drank your unpalatable blood.

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    Reminds me of that quest in Witcher 3 where Geralt had to get drunk to lure a lower vampire.

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    My first real laugh today 😂. At least a vampire biting me would be super chill for the next 24 hours. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    Why are the vampires draining our children’s blood?

    Vampires: Every single one of you is on a random cocktail of drugs.

  • Hal@piefed.nz
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    Vampires when they realise the concentration of garlic in my blood

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Captioned screenshot set from "What We Do in the Shadows" of the vampire Nandor gleefully wearing a traffic cone on his head and saying, "We drank the blood of some people, but those people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard!"

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    A great premise for s dystopian vampire story where their is no safe unadultered human blood left in the world and vampires are all dying.

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      Do vampires have to drink human blood? Could they just survive off of cows or ticks?

  • Nonprophet@lemmy.world
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    Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks. Minimum!

  • Lydia_K@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Become undrinkable

  • Malica@lemmy.zip
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    Drugs too, nobody raw dogging reality right now.

  • aliceitc@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    my vampire when she realises that I’m not taking any psychiatric meds…

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