Is this similar to the concept of a bunch of little kids dressing up in one big trench coat and pretending to be one big tall adult?

Which would be odd behavior for celebrities who notify the paparazzi in advance of where & when they’ll be someplace.

Hi I’m a massage therapist. There are millions of us in the world. We massage people all day. You should get a monthly or weekly massage. Go to a place that’s respectful & licensed & guaranteed no funny business, which most places are.

Moral of the story: Homeless men > Chads

All of his body parts came from other people’s bodies.

Spew too close to the sun

Now you’ve got me curious regarding the fate of that one mosquito who drank your unpalatable blood.

Moist owlette 🦉

Reminds me of this guy, he cracks me up. Informative & funny.

https://youtu.be/zXTLvxltGxA

https://youtu.be/8ek2QXnBimY

Does anybody else have an early childhood memory of being so hungry, and slightly neglected, the only thing in the dark kitchen pantry was a bag of raw potatoes, and long story short, you definitely know what raw potatoes taste like?

How did they eat before you entered their lives?

I refuse to cook for any man because I’m pretty sure he’s made it this far in life somehow without starving, just like I have, й нечево прйготoвйть мне еду.

And get off your high horse is right too. So the whole thing was a weird comment, leaving the readers uncertain if OP was trolling or just…yeah mostly trolling.

But the woman in the comic doesn’t need to lose weight. Who needs to lose weight?

RU fat and it’s the first thing your doctor always tells you?