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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago

Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago
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  • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I love that nothing actually uses the drivers

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    They seriously banned “microslop” on the official Discord?

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    • ArsonButCute (Am girl, use girl words pls)@programming.dev
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      Didn’t they fix that in a more recent build? I could’ve sworn I’d read that it was rebuilt in… Not react

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      Literally everything you do is going to spike CPU usage it’s called having an efficient CPU that can idle for microseconds.

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      Glad I’ll never have to experience that

  • CameronDev@programming.dev
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    I’m pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.

    • Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I can confirm it’s not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn’t include notepad in the guest OS!

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        still kinda pissed they got rid of edit.com after win7…

        • Chris@feddit.uk
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          They brought it back (well, a modern version) in Win 11.

          It’s available for Linux too!

          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/edit/

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    And ya’ll bitch about systemd 🫤

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      To be fair, systemd is like the Windows 11 of Linux software.

      • apftwb@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        You are thinking of snap

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    Can you make the copilot icon 7 times bigger and have it pulsate?

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      Like a giant throbbing …artery

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    we’re gonna put copilot in EVERYTHING! it’ll be great

    bill arrives for the compute

    we’re gonna take copilot out of EVERYTHING it’ll be uh

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      Lol. Work is currrently trying to cram Copilot into critical business processes despite it being incapable of doing very basic things.

      However, it has shed light on the fact that we have people in management who dont understand the fundamentals of how our business operates. Not that anything will be done about it.

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        have they tried replacing management with copilot?

        I mean with some of the managers I hear about, it couldn’t be worse than the current situation…

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          I’ve always said that most middle management can be replaced by LLMs. And not even the more expensive models. Gemini flash would probably do about as good of a job as most middle managers.

          Of course an LLM couldn’t do the job of a really good middle manager. But most middle management is basically doing basically what LLMs do, and hallucinate and get things wrong just as often.

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            We taught the AI to speak like a middle manager and thought that meant the AI was sentient, instead of realizing that the middle managers aren’t

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    About cmd: if you trace back things like right-click > print, it’s usually a switcheroo between 7 registry keys and 5 directories that ends in some.dll /arg.

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      Yeah, Context Menus just work like that.

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    File explorer should be way bigger.

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      And with spiderwebs of connecting lines tying it to pretty much every block both above and below it.

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