Are you a vegetarian?

::: What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber.

Nothing. You can’t cross a vector with a scaler. :::

Are you sure it wasn’t just a really big chicken?

Stinky Moron With A Big Butt Whose Butt Smells Who Likes To Kiss His Own Butt.

€2×10⁶

I’m 40 and I take home a shade over €1000 a fortnight (and my employer also gives me health insurance and pension contributions). Optimistically assuming I live to be 100, that works out to a little under €1.6×10⁷. I liveodestly but comfortably, and spend a few hundred euro less than I earn most fortnights; if I’m particularly frugal, might spend just half of what I earn.

With this in mind, my current lifestyle would probably be sustainable even with inflation. But I’d like to have a buffer, so I’ll round it up to €2million. That gives me enough to buy a house in decent condition, which dramatically lower my fortnightly spending as I no longer need to pay rent.

“I have an appointment with a gentleman” is prostitute for “I’m going to shag a dude for money”

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!