Who wants to help me fix my audio issues?? 😂 Not joking… 😅
Dont ask, describe the issue
What problems are you having specifically?
I wake in the morning and I step outside, I take a breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
With all the myriad problems I’ve had with linux, audio was never one of them. Hell, my android is worse with audio. Looking at this thread, I’m apparently very lucky

This is a retake of my other meme as my original had an AI image that I was unaware of.
I’m getting old and soon I’m gonna get scammed by AI. I CAN FEEL IT! I can feel it about to happen!
Smiled when I saw someone de-slopped the meme, smiled even harder when I saw the same OP
You love to see it
When everyone struck so hard under neverslop banners, I was kind of afraid folks will alienate an awesome poster.
Glad to see you taking it the right way! :)
I’m getting old and soon I’m gonna get scammed by AI.
I’m in my mid 40s and this terrifies me, honestly. I’ve seen a lot of images people point out are AI and don’t notice it until later. Some are super obvious, but others I might never notice (and doubly so if I don’t stop to actually examine all the details of every image I see and who has time for that?)
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Bless you for doing it non-AI
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You know what’s worse? After finding out that image was AI, I then found out a content creator I enjoyed was AI and stealing work from an Italian artist.
Unc really is about to get scammed, gamers.
I saw this Ai image meme previously. And it didn’t catch my interest. It just didn’t click. The text was there, the he-man. But the sound wasnt playing in my head. It was dead silent. Now I see this new take with a capture from the heyaheya he-man youtube parody with a real guy I saw some years ago and the sound came. I had the music in my head, and some images flashback. Ai don’t have feeling. They’re just bland, like an ice-cream without the cream. Just ice.
I told claude i have a weird crackle sometimes. It identified some subsystem keeping s connection open, forcing small packets.
Fixed in a minute. Never anymore issues with that.
Is Claude a true linuxer?
Yesterday I gave claude remote access to my Chinese android car stereo. It was opening apps, taking screenshots, backing things up and decompiling them to check for malware. Now I’m going to remove everything unneeded like media apps and Google Play services to make the system faster.
I’ve had a few “holy shit” moments with AI over the past month or so that I haven’t had since late 2022/early 2023. Crazy times, we are in for a ride…
At a LUG, helping a new Linux enthusiast solve their ALSA IRQ issues in '98, did indeed make me feel Hey-ya!
* It was lucky I had chewed through the exact same issue, 3 weeks before. Must have looked like a space wizard.
And so I wake up in the morning and I look outside, and I take a deep breath and get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs “What’s going on?”
I once spent a month trying to compile a kernel and sound driver for a SoundBlaster Gold card in Mandrake 6. I still have flashbacks to that time.
You know what, I’m good just sitting here in silence.
I had completely forgotten about mandrake, thanks i guess…?
And I remember waiting for TexStar to release his updates to fix all the broken bits Mandrake would just release. Those were simpler times…

Stupid sexy Skeletor…
MYAAH
Dude is about to sneeze, is that an allergic reaction?
Now if you can just make all the apps work reliably and get the screen stop flickering, I’ll use Linux again!
Note that you will be blacklisted by nvidia because using nvidia gpus outside of data centers is forbidden
I couldnt. Sound on my laptop is crackling, and sometimes just mutes if its on hdmi output, but no problem with the internal speakers
I don’t know if this was on purpose

Much better
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