He’s still got the football for the next two years…for now.

He and Schumer have got to be replaced for this incredible gift of momentum to keep up.

Yes, yes, but where is fucking Russ Vought? He needs to be in the first batch.

You are a real one. I hope we normalize taking responsibility for our shit in real time. Thank you for modeling that for us.

A succulent fast food meal?!

Am I wearing this buttplug, or is it wearing me?

Thank you, I am working on it right now.

Do they need to be comparable for me to feel a certain way about their respective outcomes? Both matter to me.

Much needed after BC.

FYI this was in August.

It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.