Go outside, near the toilets. Whoever owns the toilets will soon be encouraged to provide fairer fare inside the toilets.
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finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?English
5·12 hours agoStop! Stop! I can only get so Ecclesiastes!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Is it still there‽English
8·20 hours agoUberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•ICE Is Running One of the Largest Anti-Left Surveillance Operations in US HistoryEnglish
3·2 days agoICE’s Homeland Security Investigations is engaged in far-reaching spying against left-wing activists that rivals the FBI and CIA crackdowns on the Civil Rights and anti-war movements.
Seems TPTB in the US have always been against human rights and peace.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•ICE Is Running One of the Largest Anti-Left Surveillance Operations in US HistoryEnglish
10·2 days agoThey’re also engaging in massive human rights violations and child trafficking.
So … did you say, “That’s ridiculous”, and put it back?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Steps In With $1 Billion Equity Investment For Debt-Laden Skydance — ReportEnglish
2·2 days agoAww, he doesn’t have long term plans for a massive propaganda empire made of old and new media at all, does he!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•We should rename Donald Trump. Any suggestions?English
3·2 days agoRapey Coprophilia Wensleydale.
Yes. Drivethru Girl is a monster.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Flavio Bolsonaro flees to U.S. after losing Brazil election, sources sayEnglish
45·3 days agoSeems kinda … cowardly.
You know your comics!
This is a forgery! They eyes are both within the face!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•is the banana for scale?English
7·4 days agoA bi-partisan weirdo!
There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Microsoft looking to remove 60,000 jobs, ~25% of the companyEnglish
71·4 days agoPeople will use ‘AI’ to vibecode their own OS. Some will even sell them. Thousands of similar ‘Microsoft Lite’ companies will pop up. Most will fail.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon thinks she's exaggeratingEnglish
2·6 days agoI don’t know why
she swallowed the fly
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you could control the movement of tectonic plates from Pangea to now or just remake it freely like Simcity with the same amount of land, what would be the ideal way to do it?English
4·7 days agoI will not help an omnipotent time traveller reshape the past Earth, I simply will not!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I suffer tragedy every nightEnglish
1·9 days agoNo, it’s the worst when you’re asleep, but your consciousness is suddenly slammed awake by the sound somewhere in the house of, “Guk guk guk … gluurk!”

But surely she was just helping condition his anus to better withstand the heat coming out after lovingly preparing a concoction of his favourite chili?