Was renting a shithole as a single once.
Actually it was kinda cool, because it was so shit.But the landlord used to put his letters just inside my apartment, because he had the key.
Told him, that I’ll sue him, if he enters my apartment once more without me being home.
He was actually surprised, that this is a problem, because he “doesn’t care or judge about how I live”
This is a felony here. No, if you rented it out it’s not “yours” yours for that time.
What if I had it written in the contract that I’m allowed to watch you fuck whenever I want?
If your renters signed something like that they deserve no privacy.
Contract in conflict with the law makes the contract invalid. US are weird there.
Which makes the law immoral.
What, why?
Don’t forget to tip him each month!
Just the tip thou…and use protection.
Your landlord walks up to you and makes you a deal. He’ll cut your rent in half…but only if you let him watch. You doin’ it?
Nope. Usually they’re employees and can’t make that deal.
Also, that would be a crime. (Which means you can probably leverage a settlement for better than he was offering anyways.)
Yeah, of course. XD
Remember, never refer to landlords as leeches.
Leeches have medical uses.
I once called my landlord a leech. But I have no idea if it ever showed up or if he even wanted it. /j
I called my landlord once to replace a lightbulb because I wasn’t paying for that shit
I just send them a copy of the receipt and deduct it from my rent. That way I don’t have to see them in person
Mine started getting mad when we swapped to that system. If you’re paying, I’m buying the good stuff. High quality air filters, 6 gigalumen bulbs, only the gayest shelf veneer. The good stuff
That’s why I do that :)
I had to put in a request for a new shower hose every other month for a while, because my landlord got a bulk deal on the shittiest possible hoses and even without ever adjusting the position of my shower head, they would leak to the point that my shower was unusable after less than eight hours of total use (I shower quick).
“ooh, an audience” tosses the covers aside
screams
“no wait come back why are you running away I’m not going to try and impale you with it”
running faster “you can have the house please oh fuck it’s burnt into my brain make it stop MAKE IT STOP”
We should be called rentlords! Address our status as your source of money!! 😂
‘Rentoids’
I’ve had one like this. Not a fun memory to unlock.
