I guess they have laws against cruel and unusual punishment in Oz.

Okay, mate, we’ve decided to give in:

Can’t he just eat a spoonful of salt instead?

Personally I think it’s fair. If you murder Australia, you can’t have its Vegemite.

Crime against humanity, how are you supposed to live with Vegemite?

the prison could do the funiest thing…

(… and only provide vegemite to eat.) (well. for a day or two? a week?)