I’m always surprised seeing people like you on message boards, when reading must be so incredibly difficult for you.

Careful, context and critical thinking are not their strong suit.

With all due respect, don’t you have a bag of dicks to eat?

Like watching a storm roll in in Saskatchewan

Profiting by checks notes taking dead leaves off the floor.

I still use Reddit from time to time (without an account) because a lot of sports subs aren’t really prevalent here. But looks like that’s gonna go bye bye.

I’m just kind of telling friends about it and staring into the void right now…

Feeling kind of empty from this…

Don’t put that evil on us, Ricky…

I grew up with TNG. I used to watch it every evening with my dad. I’m not a big Trek fan but I absolutely loved that show when it was on. It’s what got me interested as a kid in science fiction and space.

I’m actually kind of gutted right now.

Not just an actor. He was one of the greatest human beings.

Mah spoon is too big.

I mean, Christianity is literally a poorly plagiarized version of Paganism.

Dinner is not snacking.

Dinner is a commitment. You make dinner to eat dinner.

Evening snacking is optional and periodic. You can have few snacks. You can have many snacks. You can snack here or there. You can snack anywhere. You can snack reading a book. You can snack in a nook.

If I make dinner… I am eating dinner. If I grab snacks, I might have a few laying in bed after ripping a joint and I can stop at any time. Just a few more chips. I’m good.

The argument is that people like you and the person on the left in the comic hide your true beliefs because you know they are vehemently unpopular among pretty much anyone with any sort of decency or a soul. You know what you believe, like trans people shouldn’t get healthcare, immigrants are evil, and the capitalist class should rule. Yet you bury that because if it ever came out to people around you because they would isolate you faster than you could understand.

We all know the argument. You just don’t realize you are the argument.

Hey Nazi sympathizer…

Just because people don’t want to spend time with you because you’re, well… A Nazi sympathizer, doesn’t mean that excluding people like you from society is a bad thing.

In fact, it is our duty as a society to exclude people like you from society by any means necessary. It just must suck for you that it means people call you things like “Nazi sympathizer” and don’t invite you to parties.

You must be very lonely in your life. And that genuinely makes me happy. Maybe you should reflect on your belief system and how you wanting people like me to not have rights is what is alienating you from others.

Found the right-wing dipshit who calls himself a ‘centist’ because his friends don’t reply to his texts anymore if he calls himself right-wing.

As a liberal, I’m gonna need these rules in a paper copy if you don’t mind. Because I’m all for killing authoritarianism and budgening oppressors… And I care little about my own private property in my pursuit to do those things.

Property can be replaced. Murdering your oppressors is forever.

I’m assuming you aren’t a liberal? Or left of anything? On a scale of one to ten, how much do you love boots?

Now comes in Blue, White, and Pink!