Originally reported by Reuters: https://www.reuters.com/technology/former-nvidia-ceo-huang-had-relationship-with-second-employee-sources-say-2026-11-12/
Ok c’mon now, be honest. How many of us didn’t have an affair with Huang?
Goddamnit! I came here to say this. I also came with Jensen Huang.
I came in Jesen huang to say this
Jensen “Tiger Woods” Huang
well, at least with that many adult affairs it’s lessening the chance he’s a pedo
This little manlet can take it down! Damn I feel like a loser.
I promise you, being a cheater doesn’t make you a winner.
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Damn my dad got this going now and he no rich CEO.
Well played.
What I’m gathering here is that CEO is a bullshit job that requires no effort because how do you have time to keep up with cheating on your wife with at least three different women??
He’s run Nvidia for 30 years, pretty sure you can find a little time at least once every ten years
Literally how Nvidia marketing charts work.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
Remember that based on growth of Elvis impersonators in the mid 1980’s we would all be Elvis by the year 2000. I mean it did happen but we scrubbed this from the history books.
Uh huh huh.
can cook a really good winter melon soup.
I posted this elsewhere but in the spirit of the season I’m going to do it again, whether or not my partner approves.
haha perfect
The next one will be Bush sitting in the sofa with a bunch of A. Cards standing behind him
Where in the picture are you planning to put the next one?
That’s what Xi said
Thank you for this. It will be well used going forward.
From below, the way Jenson likes it.
In the next one they all better be kissing
Golly! How rebellious!
That’s the original leather that eventually became The Jackettm.
Apparently his wife, who he met in college, was quite a successful electrical engineer but gave it up to stay at home and raise their kids.
And he repays her servitude with being a sleazy pos.
He could have had the decency to divorce her if he wasn’t dedicated to their marriage anymore.
But obviously, he has no respect for the mother of his children. Or the woman that put her own career aside to help him succeed.
He’s a CEO of a multinational. By definition, he is not a good person. Being a good person is incompatible with the role of CEO.
He did make them tens of billions of dollars. I think that from a purely financial standpoint, she probably did pretty well.
She’s about to do a lot better in the divorce proceedings lololol
As someone in academia, being able to pursuing my own adventure and development is very important to me.
I would be incredibly unhappy to have to give that up.
And it’s not like you can take an 18 year break and go back into it. Your knowledge is outdated.
If you aren’t actively working in the field, you quickly become obsolete.
So giving it up once is giving it up forever.
I can appreciate this, however let’s keep in mind that whether she divorces him or not, she has access to literally TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. She could start an entire university or research lab dedicated to whatever her interests are. Being outdated in a field is a little less relevant when you can hire an army of PhDs and grad students to get you back up to speed.
I’m not saying your point isn’t valid, because it totally is a real concern that normal people have to wrestle with. I am saying that when one goes from working class to having access to essentially the GDP of a state, it’s harder to make the argument that one wasted their life on a marriage that didn’t pan out.
Money doesn’t always (or maybe even usually) give a person purpose or satisfaction in life. We don’t know if she wanted to keep her job or was passionate about it or not, but if she did and she was, simply making lots of money doesn’t always fill that void. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but sometimes it pushes you into unhappiness just as effectively as lack of money does. Financial success is only one facet of feeling like you’re successful. Some people might be completely happy living a domestic life to a rich man, but not everyone, and we probably shouldn’t assume that it’s one way or the other for Jensen’s wife.
“I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.” - Jim Carey
I think it is fitting coming from him because he lived that and saw how hollow it can be. Also explains why he went down the whole anti-vax route for a while desperately trying to find a purpose.
Fascinating. As someone who also has lifelong depression, that perspective from him is valuable.
It is the one thing that has humanized him from beyond the camera.
Lifelong depression cohort assemble! But seriously, it is an odd existence. I dont dislike it, I dont like it, don’t know anything else.
If you find two ants in your kitchen, you likely do not have a two-ant problem.
Computer nerds cheat zero one or infinity times.
Once is a mistake, twice is a co-incidence, three times is a pattern.
Affair me once, shame on shame on you. Affair me you can’t get affaired again.
There’s actually a theory that dubya changed it up mid sentence to avoid getting quoted as saying “shame on me” which would make for an excellent sound bite.
Whether that’s true or not, I don’t know if even he himself knows at this point.
Fun fact, Dubya, nearly two decades out of lettuce office, is a month younger than the current POTUS.
Yeah. He sounded dumb on TV, but it’s like one of those “ordinary person vs Olympian” things. He sounded dumb on TV partly because you’re comparing him to excellent speakers. Most people would sound dumb next to Obama. Accounts from people meeting Bush in person generally agree he’s smarter than he seems.
Of course, none of that has anything to do with being at best ineffectual as a president and at worst a war criminal waging wars of aggression. Keeping people like Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld around certainly didn’t help.
Absolutely he changed it mid sentence. Also by comparison with the sad rape sponge they have in office now, Dubya seems moderate!
I cannot find it now but there was a clip of Bush sitting with Obama and Clinton at Trumps inauguration, he points at Trump and whispers something to Obama and Clinton and they all start killing themselves laughing. I so desperately want to know what he said!
George W Bush’s legacy everybody!
Coincidants.
Very nice.
Three times is
enemybedroom actionSo hot!
Ugh or moths.
