Unrealistic - needs an anthropomorphic bean.
i go by 4 days without pooping frequently it is normal
You should eat more fibers. That is most definitely not normal.
Normal would be pooping once a day.
All 3 use linux.
And get mad at you if you use any other OS
DO YOU?
That better be TempleOS or BSD you’re posting from!!!
All three are trans.
is that a new form of sudo?
Hey. I use linux sometimes, a lot, maybe.
One uses Mint, the other uses Red Star OS, and Greg uses Arch, btw
Guys, I need an F in the chat.
Today I was scrolling Lemmy and I saw a discussion about bland noodles, and someone said the Italian Rule is to make sure the water is as salty as the sea.
So I made pasta, and this time I followed the Italian Rule. Guys, the pasta was so fucking tasty. I barely even chewed it before swallowing.
Now, I don’t know if it was that or the ghost pepper I put in the sauce, but I just spent the last two hours intermittently shitting My guts out in between grinding mobs in Starmourn. I wanted to go to bed more than 2 hours ago, but My guts said it was time to shit instead.
It hurt so bad, guys. And you know the worst part? It was worth it. I’m gonna do it again tomorrow 😭
You weren’t supposed to drink the water afterward.
You suffer so that we dont have to, and we love you for it. We’re gonna need a day 2 morning report.
Day 2, I feel great! Time for spicy ramen breakfast!
Godspeed sir or madam
None of the above
Ah im an old man, forgive my ignorance. Let me reword that to.
Godspeed, fellow human.
Mister, I’m so sorry but I’m not a human either. You know about otherkin?
I once went 9 days without pooping in a hospital. They wouldn’t let me use the toilet (wanted me to go in a pan), so I refused to shit. They even gave me laxatives, and I beat them. The nurse said they were going to have to stick things up my ass if I don’t shit soon, so I gave up my protest - though was able to use the toilet. It was painful and I clogged it with pure shit. Never again.
You refused to shit because they were trying to keep you I’m assuming safe because from the sounds of it you were confined to the bed for a reason. Stubbornness level over 9000!
I wasn’t that sick, I knew I could make it to the toilet. They were just blindly following procedure where it says “illness x = no toilet” without any nuance to the rule.
A similar thing happened to me when I had to travel a bit while having to take some antibiotics and when I got to the doctor I was on my 10th day of not pooping. She said “we’ll have to clear the blockage if these laxatives won’t work” and when I asked how she twirled her index finger in the air with a scary grin on her face. That night I ate a box of prunes, immediately downed a beer followed by two coffees with those laxatives and I gave birth after an hour of labour. I then unclogged the toilet after a half hour of work. Do not recommend it
Yeah, the body can do crazy things. At first I was surprised by the storage amount, then amazed I was able to fill the whole toilet bowl.
Yeah there’s a reason we get worried when you haven’t pooped. It’s like you said but then sometimes people also just die of it.
I remember them treating me like I was 90 years old (I was 27), unable to go to the toilet. I knew my body and I knew I can shit just fine, but apparently they couldn’t let me go due to protocol. So I guess my only hope was to try and keep it in. I felt humiliated, unable to even take a shit in piece. It taught me anything its that I sincerely wish I die before I’m unable to use the toilet by myself. I also found a new respect for what we take for granted, even the simplest task of going to the toilet.
Imagine if that 9 day turd came out in 1 piece
Time to take a photo and send it to your friends
It’s over 9 curecs!
Hopefully you heed the advice of medical professionals more willingly in the future 😂
Next time I talk to a nurse I’ll ask what’s the biggest turd they’ve ever seen.
If you want a preview, there is this meme I know of.
I want to make this my phone background
Nothing is stopping you.
Indeed
You should uninstall it, then.
Holy shit, I almost choked on my sandwich scrolling past this one. Way to sum Lemmy up in one word.
A thousand words, technically.
Due to advancements in prompt engineering and image generation, the going rate for a picture has dropped to thirty words.
Also the picture looks like shit.
Funny, I was OK with beans, but Corn made me block the sub for a week 😂
Boo that’s no fun
Only 3? He must not eat enough cheese.
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nooooooooo. what did it say?
Modlog says ban evasion plus harassment. I have that user’s main account blocked and tagged as “starts fights for fun”
That’s definitely a type of
RedditorLemmy useri meant, what did the comment say? it had 105 upvotes
It simply said “this is shitposting, what you post is constipationposting so I reported you for being off-topic”. It was funny though the reason they were banned is differrent it seems, not comment related.
thanks.
np.
Dunno. Modlog didn’t say for some reason. Anyone know how to check deleted comments?
constipationposting
What have I done!
Sorry, you’re getting sued over a copyright violation. Thats a linkin park song
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I’m gonna be the first china doesn’t exist guy of lemmy.
Did it go the way of Australia?
Of course China doesn’t exist, it’s just Taiwan and West Taiwan.
I mean, you joke but look at what the government of Taiwan actually calls itself
I thought it was upper and lower Mongolia
This is gonna get really confusing given that we already have inner and outer Mongolia.
Let’s get weird with it. Left and right Mongolia. Up and down Mongolia, Euclidean and non-Euclidean Mongolia
Not Inner Mongolia, not Outer Mongolia, but Forward Mongolia! Not Forward Mongolia but Upward Mongolia! And always riding! Riding towards freedom!
Ana and Kata Mongolia
From the famous children’s novel, The Hun Who Reversed Himself
Technically “ana” and “kata” were coined by Charles Howard Hinton back in 1888, in his book “A New Era of Thought.” Fun fact, his great-grandson is Gregory Hinton, the “godfather of AI.”
But yeah, I did learn them from Sleator as a kid. Sleator was pretty great.
That whole generation of “Kids Learn Abstract Mathematics” books was great. Sideways Stories, A Wrinkle in Time, Flatland/Sphereland, hell even the Call of Cthulhu. Great reads on their own and chock full of high level concepts.
New North Vietnam
Mainland Taiwan
China is a made up country to create a bogeyman for the government to fearmonger to hapless citizens in a bid for control of their lives. Have you ever seen a Chinese character? How can you call that words? You can’t read that. No one can. It’s all a government psyop.
China is a social construct
(Except when it’s a ceramic construct)
You mean southern Mongolia?
You’re forgetting North Vietnam
The Dynasties ended get over it!
Must be from Bhutan
are you insinoating it doesn’t exist?
How Long is a Chinese name
i would’ve said “he doesn’t read the articles and comments purely on the titles” but that works too
And over there, the horniest people in the psych ward
He already said Lemmy.
Are we talking about Miisha?
And Violet
I’ve only seen violet once since she came back and I feel hornswaggled. I was promised 24/7 horny posting!
Probably busy getting railed by the dad and son duo.
I mean good for her, living her best life
grippy socks jail is where i will one day meet my future wife, i can feel it
Hey, I resemble that comment
It’s a room full of hunched over people with bulging neck veins, furiously masturbating without lube because they need the friction.
Oh hey. You rang?
guy who got kicked out of the paych ward for f**king another patient
My China related conspiracy theory:
As a total layman, if I look up the origins of the English word “mango”, I find its first use in the 1500’s by Portuguese traders converting the Tamil word mankay.
The Chinese word for mango is “mang guo”, a cognate. What’s weird is that “guo” means roughly “fruit,” also used in “ping guo” for apple.
When I ask around if the original Portuguese translation came from the Chinese word, rhe common answer is no, and that’s the conspiracy.
I think the word has already transferred into Portuguese through Mandarin before its first recorded use, either through direct trade or via Arabic traders who also visited Mandarin speaking ports.
Because otherwise the match on the “guo” is just too coincidental.
first, in portuguese it is “manga” mango is not a word in portguese, second, mangoes are native to india, pakistan and indochina region, third, portugal traded with india a lot, portugal also had the treaty port of goa in india
As far as I know, mang guo itself is a loanword
I think you might be right, but I give up on trying to link the damn articles.
It’s hard (apparently for me) to find English articles about Chinese etymology. Bunch of pdfs or translations of Chinese pages.
At the latest I saw claims Chinese adopted the “mang” term as late as the 1800’s.
Another said China adopted it at the same time as Portugal, during the 1500s southeast Asia trades.
Their first words referencing the fruit were in the 600’s but that was a completely different word.
I thought this would be an easy find… it’s simultaneously annoying and fascinating how tricky it is to get a clean answer.
Or I’m just dumb. Not claiming my research training is any good, but I Googled my damnedest.
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Can you make this a whole series? 😂
Oh God, there would be lots of beans.
Its never enough beans
You gotta get artistic with it. A couple of pintos as patsies on the soapy tiddies, a garbanzo for Dean’s head, a couple of red kidney’s wearing jeans, etc.
You got this.
What about Nicole? Don’t forget all the non bean things in here.
Scene open, interior view of what appears to be a 90s basement, hardly visible beneath an ever present glow.
Tesseract guy in wizard robes, pondering an orb that flashes out images of random hapless Lemmings following the Nicole rabbit hole to its conclusion to their horror, gathering his indignation for the lawlessness of these federated lands from within the confines of his home made of the pure golden light of his righteousness.
Camera pan zoom out, reveals that the home is within a light bulb. A moth divides itself by zero as the light winks out but there are no tankies to hear it, screeches someone cosplaying as a tankie.
Femcelmemes posts a meme simultaneously crying for help and roasting everyone involved that is so lit that Fediversal peace is achieved, until the next time a leftist is technically incorrect, or worse, correct.
technically, we’re all just a small bean in this big world.
Lemmy: "Greg what is your opinion on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang having an affair with a chinese spy?
Greg: “Laxative, please.”
Nah, Greg is trying not to shit
Yall need fiber
Fiber would have made it hard for Greg, who had to endure 3 days without pooping.
I ate too much rasin bran and just took one of the biggest shits of my life. It wasn’t even that much, like half a box. It scares me thinking about what would happen if I ate more.
you shitted half a box full? impressive!
Beans
eh, mobile connectivity is good enough for me lol
