Wait until they find out about honey.
Or eggs.
Ew!
And yum!
And cheese is made of cow secretions, spoilt ones at that. 🤷♀️
When I was a kid I’d always called it cow pus
well now I can never have cow secretions and cereal for breakfast again
Cereal? You mean beetle eggs?
MOST food is gross if you think about it too hard. never stopped me before 🤷♀️
Honey? Bee vomit.
Syrup? Tree blood.
Hotdogs? You don’t even wanna know.
We’ll turn literal cat shit into expensive coffee.
what’s this about coffee??
Red food colouring or cosmetics? It’s called Carmine, and is made from dissolved insects.
I was thinking of shellac. Comes from beetles. It’s also used in edible waxes, like what apples are coated in, IIRC.
Simply handling raw chicken should convince anyone of this.
Read a great comment of reddit years ago about how a little girl so loved eating chicken, until she realized she was eating a, ya know, chicken.
i have an aunt who is still like this at 60 and she gets mad at you if you point out the meat she’s eating is animal flesh
The same ingredient used in candy corn is also used in paint and nail polish.
They also use this one chemical in anything from literal cyanide pills to making explosives
(I’m talking about water)
Then tell them they just filled their mouth with bug secretions.
Why wait until Halloween? Go to your nearest coffee/tea shop and say it to folks who decide bug secretions are better than sugar in their beverage.
Does anyone like candy corn?
There are dozens of us
Only candy worth consuming
Liar
I do!
Not only are they delicious with a great texture but you can use them for vampire and ogre teeth!
Once or twice a year, yes. Any more than that, no.
Earwig honey?
Yes, dear?
Delicious juicy yummy bug secretions
And?
It’s the secretion of the future
Duh
